Angry arsonist – zombie zoo

En liten nonsens-novell(?) från A till Z (eftersom den är på engelska, därtill tveklöst bristfällig grammatisk sådan). Men ett skojigt försök, i varje fall.

Angry arsonist annihilates ambitious alchemist and agile apothecary, anachronistically.

Brutal beheading befalls Brutus, befuddling Brahmins before besotted bobbies.

Chronic condom constipation causes catastrophic chrysopoeia, chemically, creating curs.

Death defies dangerous damsel, drastically, diabolically, despite diminutive, dull data.

Every eager Englishman enthusiastically enlists estranged, evergreen enterprise.

Frivolous footballer found fossilised, fresh French filmmaker forsakes forgiveness.

Ghastly, gritty game goes generally gruesome, guesses Gnostic ghost-writer Grendel.

I insist, indicating incidences inspired innate innuendos in India’s industrial idiosyncrasy.

Jesuit jargon jests, judging jovial Jainists, juxtaposing J-pop jellyfishes jealously.

Kali’s Kerala knives, Kishar’s kris, killing Krishna’s kid, Kolkata’s kindest kenjutsu king.

Lugubrious, Longobard lawyers love lesbian Lestrade, loitering London’s lower lanes.

Mortal man, Mr Mortimer McManus, maims monstrous murder machine methodically.

Nostradamus nitpicking naysayer’s naked negotiation, nullifying necrophile notions.

Ofelia’s oral offering offenses ogre’s ostentatious opening, oh, offspring’s otium.

Preposterous, pruning philosopher, pre-sages phosphorous phenomenon, partially.

Quick-sand quarries, quarrelling queens’ quandary, Quaker’s quill-spills quacking quota.

Resting, roasting, ransacking Ra’s ravenous remnants, ruining realistic remembrance.

Stratifying sombre semblance, semiotic skull-scraping, sundering skilful showmanship.

Turgid, thematic tribalism, tantalising torture, tormenting traumatised teenagers.

Underhill, urgently underway, understanding Utopia’s underwhelming utilitarianism.

Vortigern’s voyeuristic, vesper vehemence vindicates Varangian vixen’s volatile vendetta.

Wanton warriors waste weeping willows’ water, wafting warnings wander westward.

Xerxes’ xenophobia X-rated Xinjiang’s xerophytic X-Men, xenolith X-rays xenon Xmas.

Yeomen yield yesterday’s yarrows, yet yonder yellowfoot yokes your yardang’s Yatzy.

Zorro’s zorse, Zanzibar, zooms zygote, zaps zoster zone, zenith’s Zoroastrian zombie zoo.